PERFECT Camelot

Don't let it be forgot
That once there was a spot
For one brief shining moment
That was known as Camelot.
Lerner and Lowe

PERFECT: Good Time with Great Leg - You Go, Angelina!

Really? We make fun of a woman who spends a few hours one night feeling sexy after having spent a long time feeling heavy from the weight of trying to make sense of a crazy world?

How about we spread a little bit of that venom on those worthy of it - you know, the endless stream of celebrities who are photographed shopping again and again and again. Or sitting mindlessly - gratis - in the front row of some couture fashion thing watching emaciated models stick skinny legs out of their goofy outfits that, really, no one should be seen in.

Shame, shame, shame.

Go pick on someone your own size.